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when you're just too damn cool to care about anything
cashier: would you like your check in the bag?
me: fuck yourself with it, i..
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Someone who twitters every moment, including when they are on the toilet. Their drive to update their twitter feed overcomes their sense..
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A really ancient old indian lady walks down the block and just takes a leave from my neighbor's tree smells it and walks back.
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