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Where by a female is too fat to wipe their arse in the conventional manner e.g. front to back. Therefore they have to wipe from the back..
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The wonderful act of ejaculating 14 times into a condom, ropes a plenty, and then proceeding to freeze the condom and use it as a dildo...
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Doing an Eddie Edwards means staying up till the early hours of the morning doing last minute tasks and then dealing with sleep deprivat..
