Chase Decker

What is Chase Decker?


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Is a 23 year old male EMT/Paramedic/Security Guard/DJ/attempted to be a police officer/temporary fireman/former USMC/wanted to be in the navy (that was shortlived)/closet alcoholic/thoroughly enjoys women/loves country music/hates CRAP rap/VERY good at line dancing/loves mechanical bulls/sometimes a nice guy, sometimes not so much/genuine smart ass/photogenic/ loves Boondock Saints/ all in all you just can't help but love him.

Chase Decker: "Can I get a shake?" "Make it with oreos, fuck it I will just smash the oreos with the damn ketchup bottle and put them in the shake myself."

See line dancing, country music, double deuce


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