What is Chastity Patch?
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A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.
The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.
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a verb/noun that is sexy and makes love to many women, it is the coolest word ever created. you use it even when it makes no sense
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When you can't get an erection
Eeeey, Sorry bitch i've got a floppy finger, no filling for you tonight...
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A russian hockey player who plays for the Washington Capitals and is the best to ever walk the world.
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