What is Chastity Patch?
1.
A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.
The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.
See
Random Words:
1.
Noun. Boo-ty-Bud-dy.
1. A good sex-partner; usually in the same military branch. A butt-buddy.
2. A sexual partner, especially of the..
1.
Inserting some feces into the top tank of a toilet, similar to how one would place a "2000 flushes blue" cleaning tablet into ..
