Chat Up

What is Chat Up?


1.

To speak to someone with the intent of eventually engaging in sexual intercourse with them. Generally conducted in a relaxed, playful and outstandingly obvious manner.

Almost invariably carried out by men on women; to be a male recipient means you're either extremely lucky or the giver believes you, as the British say, to bat for the other side.

A common, braindead, and therefore quintessentially British phrase, which explains the strange and nonsensical definition(s) sitting next to this one. To chat up is a type of the unfortunate word of banter, which shares all three properties mentioned above.

Guy 1: "Cor, look at all the fitbirds in the place!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna chat up the one in the tight black skirt. Phwoar!"

Guy 1 walks in hungover and bruised.

Guy 2: "What did you get up to?"

Guy 1: "I got trashedand started chatting up this stunner. I started pullingand I was all set to bang her but then her boyfriend came back from the bar."

A couple are at a restaurant. The girl goes to the restroom while the guy places the order. When she comes back, the guy and the waitress have just finished talking.

Girl: "I can't take my eyes off you for a second. You were blatantly chatting her up."

See sex, girls, banter, british, guys, man, lust, fit, chat, birds

2.

v. transitive: to engage with in sexual intercourse, i.e. the act of copulation or coitus; esp. in a casual sense

Lou: "Hey baby, I'd like to chat you up!"

Bernice, after slapping Lou: "Oh, please. 'Chat up?' Try the next wench on your list, you sick freak."

See mate, sex up, cuddle, fuck, get it on


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