What is Chatch?
1.
One who views one's self or self worth more than it actually is in reality. One that tends to TRY and dress trendy or hip but just can't pull it off. One whose style does not equal their confidence.
See etymology (Scott Baeo in "joanie loves chatzy"). That dude thought he was cool in the extra medium shirt...damn he looked like a chatch
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2.
A vagina.
Damn, her swimsuit is so tight you can see her chatch lips right through.
3.
A Vagina that was created artificially, i.e. through vaginoplasty. This would be predominantly for transsexuals.
Gene had vaginoplasty and now has a chatch. Gene is also now known as Jean.
4.
a nickname for the hebrew name chaya meaning life or wild animal. it derives from the nickname chayale.
it means the best , loving , caring ,most beautiful friend in the universe!
can often be interchangeable with chatchel bratchel and farthead.
hey chatch ! i love you so much!
chatch, why do you have the best friends in the world?
could you BE more loveable, chatch?
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Not to be confused with its North American counterpart, the "chotch"; the chatch is an abbreviated term for chest patch. Refers to one's mound of chest hair.
"Don't pull my chatch bro!" (in reference to 'Don't tase me bro!')
Or -
"Somewhow, some gum got caught in my chatch."
"Dude, you shave your chatch? Sooooooo chotch."
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A chatch refers to a penis that was surgically altered into a vagina, as per gender reassignment surgery or vaginaoplasty.
I bet that tranny is itching to get her chatch nailed for the first time!
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A noun, verb, or adjective meaning anything and/or everything. Comes from the yiddish "chatchkies" meaning stuff
Todays SAT word of the day is chatch: The man behind the counter sold a bunch of chatchkies to those chatches who will in turn give them to their chatches and put them in a chatch.
