What is Chatfield?
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Slang term for a male who can only communicate to others whilst drunk on the telephone.
"who called you last night?"
"..oh. just some chatfield"
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A person with a surprisingly strong affinity to fruits and vegetables. You can usually find them in the produce section of your local grocery store.
Who the hell is that Chatfield lurking over there with the carrots?
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Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence
That was a massive egg cooker by James
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A lady's FRONTAGE which has a prominent, central outcrop of hair. This quiff of stiff tufts, or CREST, conceals her CENTRE-PARTING..