What is Chatfield?
1.
Slang term for a male who can only communicate to others whilst drunk on the telephone.
"who called you last night?"
"..oh. just some chatfield"
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2.
A person with a surprisingly strong affinity to fruits and vegetables. You can usually find them in the produce section of your local grocery store.
Who the hell is that Chatfield lurking over there with the carrots?
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