Chatham

What is Chatham?


1.

the small town in jersey that got ranked number 9 out the 100 Best Places To Live in America in "Money Magazine."

I hear that Chatham, NJ, would have made the top 5 if housing prices weren't so expensive!

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2.

Chatham is a crap hole in north kent (UK) were the word chav originated because chatham is full of them hanging around on street corners like prostitutesbut not waiting for people to pay them for sexinstead they smoke drugs and try and make themselves look hard.

group of chavs standing on corner of chatham High street

1stchav = look grunger

2ndchav = lets give him beats

3rdchav = lets go

4thchav = Oi grunger u bes run cunt or well beat ya

grunger = go get lives you stupid chavs

*hits 1stchav and knocks him out the rest run away cos there scared*

3.

A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem. The distinctive elbow of cape cod in which a year-round population of about 7,000 reside. Surviving of Cod and shell fish. During the months of june, july and august this small community is swarmed with thousands of overly-wealthy, high strung and ego-centric tourists who assume that since they're renting a house for $5000 a week or paying property taxes on a $4 million home that they enjoy 2 months out of the year that they own the rights to every intersection, sidewalk, store entrance and parking space. The natives recieve a large majority of their revenues off these tourists and thus achieve survival through the cold, solitary months of winter. Many continue their work as a fisherman, cashier, waitress, digger, realestate agent or shop owner if they're not returning to some form of education. If you go to Chatham High School, then you know every face that roams those halls and almost everyone knows you. We have no off-season public transportation because whatever distance you can walk in Chatham, isn't worth the gas. Locals thrive on dunkin' donuts, the squire, cumbies, stop and shop and the corner store for survival. rare is a trip to hyannis (city of cape cod) taken to refresh the natives' confinement. The dominating inhabitants are hands-down the Nickerson family. People don't really come here unless it's onpurpose. You don't pass through Chatham to get to another place, as a result, chat-rats mostly stick to themselves in the winter time.

we don't like many harwich locals either.

(In Hyannis @ Cell phone store)

Salesman: Where you guys from?

Customer: Chatham

Salesman: huh.. never heard of it..

See cod, tourists, chs, harwich, elbow

4.

A white affluent society full of snobbery, country clubbing, and discrimination. A small town where if you are not white, christian, rich, and bitchy, you will be shunned. Don't forget that if your house is in the township, you are automatically richer and better than everyone living in the borough. Jews are not welcomed. Blacks are not welcomed, and God help you if you are both. A common insult would include "Damn, you just got Jewed." The drug of choice is ecstasy because marijuana is not expensive enough.

"That town is so Chatham!" "No, there's atleast one Jew and two Blacks, therefore it can't be."

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5.

A town in Medway, Kent, England, United Kingdom, Europe, The World.

Where the name for the American town of the same name came from.

Gets way too much abuse from people that have never even visited, because of the rise in popularity of the term 'Chav', which originated there (probably).

There are Chavs there (the same as there are in many towns), but is not solely occupied by Chavs, as many would have you believe. In fact, the town's alternative population is just as strong.

Home of the alternative pub 'Tap'n'Tin', which was where the Libertine's first album cover was shot.

Chatham: home of the Historic Dockyard and Fort Amhurst; what a lovely day out that will be!

See chatham, chav, medway, kent, dockyard

6.

the greatest place ever. its not the rich, snobby, bitchy, place in nj that everyone says it is. only some weird wannabes from summit and madison think that. its also highly respected for grades and sports aka basketball group 2 champions.

person 1: lets go to madison

person 2: ewww madison sucks! lets go to chatham

person 3: yay!!!!!!

See great, amazing, fantastic, burple

7.

f ed up beyond all recognition. slovinly inactive

"MOVE YOUR F... IN CHATHAM"

"MOVE YOUR FEET"

"NIBBLE MY H_MROID"

"TACO IN GRANDPA'S A_S"

During a tennis lesson the student says, the court dork teaching pro/DIMINISHED OBEIDIENTLY PUT ON THE KNEE PADS IN THE "POCKETBOOK DAY".

"THE POWER OF PRESUPPOSITION."

"CHAPPED CURTAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"BOTTOM OUT DAY"

"DEEP WOMB STIMULATION DAY"

"NO PANTIES DAY UNDERWEAR, SHAVE YOUR GOAT, FOLLOW THROUGH STROKE DAY, PAY THEM TO LEAVE DAY(SPITZER, MOVE YOUR CHATHAM DAY, DAY, BRING YOUR GRANDMA, DAUGHTER, HOT WIFE DAY LADY SHOW ME YOUR GRIP DAY,

WTF HAPPENED TO THE DOLLAR DAY(PRIVATE BANK FED).

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