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The day that's one month before your wedding.
Exactly 30 days to go. Today's my preweddingmonthlyversary and I'm so exci..
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When a girl tans so much they look orange.
GIRL: "Omg I didn't to go tanning today!"
FRIEND: "Good, you look like ..
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A sex act in which two homeless individuals give a sad sorry person the rotisserie in an dank alley. A cardboard box may or may not be p..