Chatspeak

What is Chatspeak?


1.

A disgrace to the English language.

omg wtf r u tinking gothz pwn punkz!!/1oneone

See Shadow

2.

Chatspeak, aka netspeak. This is a form of speech in which one shortens words and replaces the letter "s" with the letter "z" in an effort to save time and look cool. Chatspeakers also rarely use capitalization or correct punctuation.

Chatspeakers are generally looked down on by people who can actually spell and who have enough self-respect to type out a real sentence.

Chatspeak can never be considered 'literate.'

Examples:

Boys- Boiz

Girls- girlz, grlz, grrlz, gurlz

Mate- m8

Skater- sk8er

You- u

Are- r

Tonight- 2nite

Because- Bcuz

Et cetera.

hi im a grrl how r u??? ok so dont talk 2 me i dont care!!!

3.

Hell on the internet.

A disgrace to grammar.

See annoying.

Person 1: omg ur meen u duma$$ lol

Person 2: And you're stupid. :)

Person 1: lol dnt b dum im betr dan u

Person 2: -lets out a long, drawn-out sigh- I hate chatspeak.

4.

...Well, it's not English, I can tell ya that.

12jhsefwe ghewkhtjk? OMFG ROFL dslfh7 hska--9 hasfjh fsjlsehr!!!

-brb <3

5.

When people think it's cool to shorten words when they type things on IM, message boards, etc. Newsflash: It's not cool. Don't do it. Instead of just saying "I'm an idiot!" you can just type in chatspeak and it will basically mean the same thing.

lyke omgwtfbbq typing wit corect speling is overrated LoL!!1

6.

The shortening of words and adding of numbers, usually used on an instant messenger service, that makes you look incredibly stupid. Usually makes no sense, and is hard to decipher. Rarely paired with correct spelling and punctuation. Also known as idiotspeak.

yo r u goin down 2 the club 2day

See Eponine

7.

Also known as webspeak, chatspeak is basically an illiterate way of typing, and a way to massacre a language. Shortening words (such as you to u), insisting on ignoring captials, making words numbers, (such as 2 or 4) and not using endmarks are all parts of chatspeak. For most people it annoys them shitless, but certain people insist.

Dis is a ex of chatspek 4 u lol. i cant speel 4 mi lyf n im on aim 247. go figur.

See x)


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