Chatsterbation

What is Chatsterbation?

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up

Chad: not much dude how bout you

Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....

Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on

Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.

Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

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