What is Chaucered?
1.
Sensation experienced by a lady who has had the pleasure of an exceptionally long TAIL in her CANTERBURY area.
"Gosh, Joan!" exclaimed Jackie to her sister, "when you lent me your man for the night, I had no idea he was so well-endowed."
"That's why he's called Bungalow Bill," the elder of the two divas smiled sweetly (and somewhat patronisingly), "he has it all downstairs - and he knows how to use it."
"I'll say!" gushed Jackie, "what a STUD! After six hours non-stop servicing, I was totally CHAUCERED. I had barely enough strength to stagger to Superdrug for some lip-salve to lubricate my red-hot flanges."
"Well, that was my birthday present to you, dear sister," Joan reminded her, "you're only 69 once in your life."
"Oh, I wouldn't say that," jested the irrepressible junior sibling, who famously rivalled the poet Chaucer in her talent for innuendo and raunchy repartee, "I fully intend to have 69 many, many more times!"
"Not with my man, you won't!" snapped her senior, sourly, suddenly weary of the implied, sexual rivalry. "That was a one-off."
"Oh, can't I have it off with him again next year on my birthday?" pleaded Jackie, exerting all her considerable charm, "oh, darling Joan, pleeeeease!"
See chaucered , squired , stuffed , inflated , all-in , exhausted , Persson
"Gosh, Joan!" exclaimed Jackie to her sister, "when you lent me your man for the night, I had no idea he was so well-endowed."
"That's why he's called Bungalow Bill," the elder of the two divas smiled sweetly (and somewhat patronisingly), "he has it all downstairs - and he knows how to use it."
"I'll say!" gushed Jackie, "what a STUD! After six hours non-stop servicing, I was totally CHAUCERED. I had barely enough strength to stagger to Superdrug for some lip-salve to lubricate my red-hot flanges."
"Well, that was my birthday present to you, dear sister," Joan reminded her, "you're only 69 once in your life."
"Oh, I wouldn't say that," jested the irrepressible junior sibling, who famously rivalled the poet Chaucer in her talent for innuendo and raunchy repartee, "I fully intend to have 69 many, many more times!"
"Not with my man, you won't!" snapped her senior, sourly, suddenly weary of the implied, sexual rivalry. "That was a one-off."
"Oh, can't I have it off with him again next year on my birthday?" pleaded Jackie, exerting all her considerable charm, "oh, darling Joan, pleeeeease!"
