What is Chaud?
1.
wherein the length of the male genetalia is infact of greater width than length. A real chaud, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their chaud syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon
Wow, I smoked too much meth today.
2.
weird, or a fob chamoru
Don't you wish your boyfriend was chaud like me?
3.
A Chaud Ch-aw-d, is Guam's equivalent to an American Redneck.
A type of person or lifestyle
(Adj/Noun)
Dude... your dad is chaud.
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4.
A chaud is a penis that is fatter than it is long
A penis that could be 4" long but 6" wide
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5.
hot, the opposite of being cold
your girlfriend is tres chaud
6.
stolen, like nicked or pinched
i chaud some pens from school
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steven lemercir
this chaud smokes too much weed and is drunk off da saki 24/7.
