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Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.
Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with..
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A man so hairy that he needs no wetsuit when surfing in cold water.
Dude... check out that old surfsquatch, the waters like 40 degrees,..
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When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.
Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Ye..
