What is Chav Church?
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A Job Centre, a place where
"He's always hanging about outside the chav church drinking
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"He's been going to that chav church for weeks now and they just won't answer his prayers, so now he's going to take up burglary instead"
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Masturbation.
The opposite of (or perhaps, precursor to) Intercourse.
"I was ready for an all-nighter with that redhead, but had..
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One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain ..