Chav Church

What is Chav Church?


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A Job Centre, a place where chavs congregate on a bi-weekly basis to confess their utter inability to get a job and pray to receive a Holy Handout from the government.

"He's always hanging about outside the chav church drinking stella"

"He's been going to that chav church for weeks now and they just won't answer his prayers, so now he's going to take up burglary instead"

See chav, pikey, dole, dolescum, white trash


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