Chav Egg

What is Chav Egg?


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A collection of eggs, usually of the Tesco value brand, which are intended to be launched at Chavs from a moving vehicle causing maximum destruction of dry clean only "trackies" and overall amusement.

"You got that fat guy with the chips good, i may have to stop my vehicle in the interest of public safety as i am laughing so much"

"Eat Salmonella Chav!"

"I've got a Chav Egg with his name on it"

See chav, drive by, british culture


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