What is Chav Egg?
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A collection of eggs, usually of the Tesco value brand, which are intended to be launched at Chavs from a moving vehicle causing maximum destruction of dry clean only "trackies" and overall amusement.
"You got that fat guy with the chips good, i may have to stop my vehicle in the interest of public safety as i am laughing so much"
"Eat Salmonella Chav!"
"I've got a Chav Egg with his name on it"
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A man's sperm or ejaculation. You can only use it if you call your penis the lennon, or any Beatle really.
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