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When you make a typo in an online conversation, attempt to correct it, fuck it up again and repeat. Usually ends in a string of random l..
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The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when..
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when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds..