What is Chav Music?
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An un-official genre of music listened to by chavs.
There are two types:
1. A girl with a cockney (London) accent singing quite clever lyrics to a fairly catchy tune. (This is the better type of chav music).
2. A man talking about his chavvy life over a loud, synthetic bass beat that is too loud. Maybe a guitar will be playing if you lucky. Not really music, more like noise.
Example of Type 2 chav music:
#Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom#
Chav: This is like, so original.
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