What is Chav Talk?
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a shortened talk of words used mainly by chavs tosave time and look hard innit, bled. Chav talk is used by people who wear burberry and generally crap that no one else wastes their money on (vauxhall novas etc)
'innit bled u fking cnt i tlk lik dis cos i jst gt off phne to ar sophi innit'
or
'stpid goth go slt ur wrsts n stff whle i go drnk sme whte litning innit'
'chav talk is lk bttr thn nrml english cos chvs own teh coop'
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..