What is Chav Wagon?
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Pathetically small and mumsy car driven at speed around built-up areas by a
a) crap stick-on body kit
b) a spoiler
c) stickers with phrases like "old school" on them
d) sound system that makes the fittings vibrate
e) blacked-out windows
f) MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL...an exhaust the size of a dustbin.
This all serves to emphasise the laughably inappropriate choice of car. This will generally be a Fiat Punto, Vauxhall Nova, Nissan Micra, or perhaps even (for the wealthier
Whoa, Gary, check out your new chav wagon! You must be a prize twat.
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