Chav Wagon

What is Chav Wagon?


1.

Pathetically small and mumsy car driven at speed around built-up areas by a chav or chavette, usually equipped with several (or all) of the following:

a) crap stick-on body kit

b) a spoiler

c) stickers with phrases like "old school" on them

d) sound system that makes the fittings vibrate

e) blacked-out windows

f) MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL...an exhaust the size of a dustbin.

This all serves to emphasise the laughably inappropriate choice of car. This will generally be a Fiat Punto, Vauxhall Nova, Nissan Micra, or perhaps even (for the wealthier chav...a VW Golf.

Whoa, Gary, check out your new chav wagon! You must be a prize twat.

See chav, chavette, chavtastic, chavalicious, twat, dickhead, asshole, prick, tosser


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