What is Chavampire?
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Vampires who love Burberry and will suck the life out of you by spraying you with Lynx. Allergic to rock music, they find their power in heavy gold jewellery (hooped earrings for the females, thick chains for the males). If their power source is stolen or taken, they will scream “You’re well gonna get beatin’s!” before bursting into flames and dying.
The chavampire howled in pain as a spork was thrust through its' intestines.
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To shit on your partners head in the shape of a sombraro or other mexican things
"I love to eat off my nasty sombraro
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A packet of Doritos or similar snack foods where up to half of the packet is filled with air, Packaged Air generally leaves the buyer fe..
