Chavhammered

What is Chavhammered?

1. Getting utterly hammered to the point that your personality resorts back to your chav roots.

2. Getting drunk off Chav drinks such as Buckfast.

I got so Chavhammered last night that I broke a bottle on some guys face, kicked in a bus stop, and got in a fight on top of the double decker.

See chav, hammered, throttled, wellied, smashed, blootered, ned

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