Chavmother

What is Chavmother?

A female old enough to be your mother, if she gave birth when underage.

38 year old woman being chatted up by a 24 year old man: "Leave off, I'm old enough to be your chavmother!"

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Umtarded

1. To be so stupid you not just retarded. Your umtarded. "He just tripped over a cordless phone. You have to be umtarded to do that&q..

Your Keyboard To God's Screen

1. Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then b..

'cause I'm Best!

1. A small phrase said when replying to a question of stupidity. A couple of friends are watching a scary movie and one of them farts real..

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