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A variation to the often used derogatory Douche or Douche bag.
Person 1: I totally that that you said crap not trap.
Person 2: You are.. 
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When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on.  May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.
Ted:  Dang, Precious d.. 
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Male masturbation.
Last night I beat the dummy until he was black and blue!
See flog the bishop, choke the chicken, jerk off, rub one ..