Chaz Cressy

What is Chaz Cressy?


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One whom allows friends to steal Cristal from father's cabinets. Falsely identified and possessing a birthmark on his penis. Has been banned from the continent of Australia. Aspires to be Jean-Claude Van Damme. Enjoys Britney Spears, the U.S. Open, long runs on Hampton Beach, and Zima.

"This party is lame, let's go to a rave in Haverall and do some ecstasy and play with glow sticks. And throw it in some dudes' butt holes" -- "Easy now Chaz Cressy."

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