What is Cheap Sex?
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The best band in the world, because their lyrics make sense and they're just fucking amazing. So stick with it, cockstrangler.
I'm a whore for Cheap Sex.
"Watch your pockets, watch your purses."
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Oi punk band fronted by Mike Virus, formerly of The Virus, who's really really hot.
Dick Cheney, Out On Your Own, Launch Off to War, Smash Your Symbols, Backstabber, It's Up To You, Take A Chance, If Society..., and more I can't remember right now.
"Cheap Sex is fuckin' awesome"
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Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.
Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days..
