Cheard

What is Cheard?


1.

A growth of facial hair occuring exclusively on the cheeks. A properly maintained cheard will stand apart from a crowd and may grow upwards of several inches, although thoroughly lacking in the same density and length as the rest of the facial hairs, a cheard can still be a most beautiful thing.

Person One (Of Mixed Ancestry): Dude, what's that shit on your cheeks?

Person Two (Clearly of Japanese heritage): That's my cheard, man. Don't knock it!

Persons Four Through Nineteen (Of mostly Caucasian and Hispanic Heritages): Dude, SEXTREEM!

Person Three (Of French Heritage): Laisse Tombe le shit! C'est les flics!

See extreme power metal, sextreme

2.

The phenomenon of the hair on the choad becoming so long, it starts to resemble a beard

Baby, you gotta trim your cheard! It looks like a small animal is hiding in your crotch!

See clam beard, pubic hair, pubes, scrunch

3.

chin beard, also known as a goatee. a cheard is most often seen on males of the species. the Word Cheard is most often used by cute Utah boys with the first name David.

David: hey nice cheard there buddy!

Buddy: what? you're crazy...

See neard, goatee, facial hair


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