What is Cheard?
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A growth of facial hair occuring exclusively on the cheeks. A properly maintained cheard will stand apart from a crowd and may grow upwards of several inches, although thoroughly lacking in the same density and length as the rest of the facial hairs, a cheard can still be a most beautiful thing.
Person One (Of Mixed Ancestry): Dude, what's that shit on your cheeks?
Person Two (Clearly of Japanese heritage): That's my cheard, man. Don't knock it!
Persons Four Through Nineteen (Of mostly Caucasian and Hispanic Heritages): Dude, SEXTREEM!
Person Three (Of French Heritage): Laisse Tombe le shit! C'est les flics!
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The phenomenon of the hair on the choad becoming so long, it starts to resemble a beard
Baby, you gotta trim your cheard! It looks like a small animal is hiding in your crotch!
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chin beard, also known as a goatee. a cheard is most often seen on males of the species. the Word Cheard is most often used by cute Utah boys with the first name David.
David: hey nice cheard there buddy!
Buddy: what? you're crazy...
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