Cheaster

What is Cheaster?


1.

A holiday celebrated by people of the Jewish religion taking place the week following Easter. All Easter candy by this point has gone on sale anywhere from 50 to 75% off which is too good of a deal to pass up.

"Mommy is it Cheaster yet?"

"Cheaster came early, now we have a lot of inexpensive candy on the table"

"I schleped clear cross town to find the best deal so I could celebrate Cheaster."

See cheaster, easter, candy, jewish, sale

2.

Some one who only goes to mass/church on christmas and easter.

Mike asked, Why didn't Robert go to mass?"

John replies, "Because he is a cheaster!"

See church, mass, christmas, easter


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