What is Cheating Barrista?
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The type of woman that claims to work 12 hours a day yet finds time for frequent girl's night outs resulting in lying or cheating while rejecting intimacy with their real life partner of 7 years. Commonly have short trendy haircuts and exhibit a tendency to wear red.
That cheating barrista came home at 5 hours late and drunk, at 2 in the morning again.
Random Words:
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A state of total inebriation. Derived from an episode of Brass Eye.
*I was quadrospazzed last night*
See wrecked, wasted, drunk, hangi..
