What is Cheating Husband?
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"hooking up" with girls, even if they're 10 years younger than him and have boyfriends. Yet he says these hook-up girls are "only friends" since he wouldn't want to jeopardize his "happy" marriage of over 12 years! What a Man Slut! Pitty the poor women who's married to him...
OMG, did you know that she walked in on her cheating husband at the party that night...what a man slut.
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A man who cheats on you and has unprotected sex with a whore (only twice he says) and then the whore gets pregnant, and he tries to blame you for doing it!
my cheating husband got his whore pregnant
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When after eating a massive amount of cheap chinese food, you shit so hard you wish you were black so you could remember that your ances..
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Uncle Crimbo is the Santa Claus-type figure of the Kingdom of Loathing.
Even though he doesn't have any children, nor any brothers..
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Excessive lawn ornamentation.
Mrs. Jones felt that two more gnomes and a gazing ball would go well with her inflatable snowman and the ..