What is Check His Calendar?
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To check his sanity.
"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
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When a man puts his head up a woman's twat all the way up to his chin.
After I gave Sally a Russian Helmet she became very loose.
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