Check His Calendar

What is Check His Calendar?


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To check his sanity.

"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"

-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo

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