Check My Traps

What is Check My Traps?

In a wilderness/natural environment, a covert phrase to indicate the need to relieve your bowels.

Hiker One: Hey, look at that beautiful view!

Hiker Two: Yes, great, it's just great; you should keep looking at it while I go check my traps...

Hiker One: Ok! (knowlingly sits against a tree and starts doing MadLibs)

See number two, code brown, pooping

Lobjob

1. A sensual handjob featuring red oven mitts, often augmented by the stimulating aroma of seafood and shame. "I hear Fred Lobster is..

W.g.a.r.a.

1. Who gives a rats ass Pete: Hey Vinny,did you hear the Yankees signed Clemens today?..Vinny: Pete,W.G.A.R.A. See who cares, big deal..

Post-michael Jackson

1. Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.) ..

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