Check My Traps

What is Check My Traps?


1.

In a wilderness/natural environment, a covert phrase to indicate the need to relieve your bowels.

Hiker One: Hey, look at that beautiful view!

Hiker Two: Yes, great, it's just great; you should keep looking at it while I go check my traps...

Hiker One: Ok! (knowlingly sits against a tree and starts doing MadLibs)

See number two, code brown, pooping


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