Check My Traps

What is Check My Traps?


In a wilderness/natural environment, a covert phrase to indicate the need to relieve your bowels.

Hiker One: Hey, look at that beautiful view!

Hiker Two: Yes, great, it's just great; you should keep looking at it while I go check my traps...

Hiker One: Ok! (knowlingly sits against a tree and starts doing MadLibs)

See number two, code brown, pooping


Random Words:

1. The male seminal fluids she took my pig sauce right up her poop shaft. See poop, shaft, batter, pig, sauce..
1. To use semen as a lubrecant in masturbation it could be stored in a fridge, or be used imediatly, if feeling resilliant Person 1 "..
1. A drink that is made with half gatorade and half water that white guys use to try to get ups. Powerade doesn't work. Only gatorade...