What is Check The Crackers?
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Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.
"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*
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The opposite of a cougar
That lady's too young and hot to be a cougar; she's still a Mellencamp.
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