Check The Quality Of The Turf

What is Check The Quality Of The Turf?

1.

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'

'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'

'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

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