What is Check The Quality Of The Turf?
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(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.
'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'
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A derogatory term used to describe the guy who works at Comfort Inn.
That Ma Tool Shed is a curry monkey.
See curry nigger, towel head..