What is Check Wipe?
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the act of wiping your ass due to a feeling of anal moistness most likely caused by a poor wipe job from a dump taken earlier in the day
"dude, if you're feeling itchy, I would do a check wipe before we tee off in this 95 degree heat..."
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2.
The act of wiping your ass to check for anal moistness after cutting a fart, because you might have shit yourself.
Dude, that was a ripper! You might need a check wipe.
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