Check Your Vitals

What is Check Your Vitals?


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To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.

Check your vitals.

Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.

Hey, wanna go get something to eat?

Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.

See myspace, facebook, urbandict, email, blog


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