What is Checkerboard?
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Southwest Airlines equivalent of
Due to me flying one-way, I was given the checkerboard treatment by Southwest. Now I have to go through extensive security before the flight.
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Like a Pressed Ham. The bare buttocks is placed against a chain-link fence.
Random Words:
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Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.
I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I tho..