What is Checkuary?
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The period one spends writing checks with last year's number on them before you become acclimated, aka sober up. (Soon to be archaic as checks are becoming far less common)
Hey, honey, I wrote another check today with this month but showed last year on it. Another example of checkuary!
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A waffle that surpasses other waffles in quality, mass, and flavor.
I had the uberwaffle yesterday...
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Any clearly visible sexually transmitted disease.
"Dude, I think I got the Nasty Nortons from that chick I met in Portland..."..