What is Ched?
1.
Large amount of money.
I can't go to the concert I have to go to work and stack that ched.
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2.
Money. Short for cheddar.
Gimme some ched, I need some eats.
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3.
Ched is a simpler form of calling some one a crack head. I'ts just shorter form.
shut the fuck up you ched
Holy shit look at that ched shooting up
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One who appears to be very cheesy, either by appearance or by the
Ken: Look at that guy in that that ridiculous, pimped up Honda Civic.
Paul: Christ, what a ched!
5.
The act of giving head to a woman's clit. Sucking on a clit as if it were a penis.
"No need to bang me out babe, just give me some good ched."
"Just give me some good ched and we'll call it even."
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A person in possession of both an abnormally prominent chin and forehead (CHin + forehEAD=Ched) The individual typically resembles an extraterrestrial life form, especially when combined with almond shaped eyes and/or wrap around sunglasses. The Ched's natural habitat is in the McDonald's kitchen, where he works to support a drug habit and/or pregnant underage girlfriend.
Mike: Dude, you could project a movie on that guy's forehead
Steve: Yeah his chin is shaped like an ice cream cone
Bob: Guys, he's a ched.
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