Ched

What is Ched?


1.

Large amount of money.

I can't go to the concert I have to go to work and stack that ched.

See jack, chedda, dough, scrilla, bread

2.

Money. Short for cheddar.

Gimme some ched, I need some eats.

See money, cash, coin, cheddar, dollars

3.

Ched is a simpler form of calling some one a crack head. I'ts just shorter form.

shut the fuck up you ched

Holy shit look at that ched shooting up

See crack head, ched, users, verb, adverb, synonym, antonym

4.

One who appears to be very cheesy, either by appearance or by the chedly things they say.

Ken: Look at that guy in that that ridiculous, pimped up Honda Civic.

Paul: Christ, what a ched!

5.

The act of giving head to a woman's clit. Sucking on a clit as if it were a penis.

"No need to bang me out babe, just give me some good ched."

"Just give me some good ched and we'll call it even."

See chead, head, oral sex, fellatio, clit, pussy, vagina

6.

A person in possession of both an abnormally prominent chin and forehead (CHin + forehEAD=Ched) The individual typically resembles an extraterrestrial life form, especially when combined with almond shaped eyes and/or wrap around sunglasses. The Ched's natural habitat is in the McDonald's kitchen, where he works to support a drug habit and/or pregnant underage girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, you could project a movie on that guy's forehead

Steve: Yeah his chin is shaped like an ice cream cone

Bob: Guys, he's a ched.

See scumbag, queef, fuck up, douche, fag


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