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As used by Chavs who were recently arrested for driving and want to give you £50 to take their car back to Northfield.
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a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.
bob: i..
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The excitation of one's own genital organs while simultaneously asphyxiating oneself usually to the point of orgasm.
Late at night..