What is Cheddar Dick?
1.
A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance
Jeff you fucking cheddar dick!!11!1!
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2.
A man who is not circumcised. All men that have foreskin, and all foreskin smells like cheese.
When someone is being a total pussy and acting weak and maybe even gay.
"Most British men are cheddar dicks."
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