Cheek Monster

What is Cheek Monster?


1.

To a baby or youngin; a large creature (namely an elder) that grabs a-hold of cheeks and wiggles them in such a flailing manner that children hate.

Mom: Hey honey, guess who's coming to see you??

Little Johnny: Who's that mom?

Mom: Grandma! She'll be here any minute now...

Little Johnny: Not that cheek monster!

Mom: Now Johnny, don't be that way! She's your grandmother!

(in the background) the doorbell rings...

See cheeks, flailing, youngin, monster, funny


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