What is Cheek Plow?
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A device used to separate an obese individual's ass cheeks. This device is employed during medical procedures such as rectal exams, hernia removal, etc. The device is often equipped with a sprayer that "mists" coconut or other fragrances to make the overwhelming stench bearable.
"Nurse can you hand me the cheek plow. I have several layers of blubber that I need to peel back to get to this guy's anus."
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encompassing the worst of all sensation(s); the manifestation of bunk.
q: how were those fresh cuts, son?
a: i'm not gunna lie,..