What is Cheekfu?
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An ancient martial art practiced by grandmothers, aunts, mafia dons, drunken bar patrons and some managers. Depending on relationship with the intended target, both upper and lower cheeks are fair game.
Don't be playing silly games on me son or I will cheekfu you so fast that you will be numb for a week.
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Wanking while furiously angry usually highly aggressively and to the detriment of everyone else on the bus. Mostly over an ex girlfriend..
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when a woman puts mustard in her hands and gives a mans penis a hand job. and then squirts a line of ketchup across the top of the shaft..
