What is Cheekologist?
1.
A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.
Alexa: Ow!
Jaime: What's the matter with you?
Alexa: My bum hurts!
Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.
Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!
Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.
Random Words:
1.
When you leave an event, party, or group of friends without saying good-bye.
I was so drunk last night I had to ninja-roll before I mad..
1.
Not so much a whore, but more of a slut rather. No money is be given directly to her. She does require you buy her drinks, and play he..
1.
A social event in which students between the age of 10-14 (i think, AKA Middle schoolers) and adults (teachers) attend. During this even..