What is Cheekologist?
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A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.
Alexa: Ow!
Jaime: What's the matter with you?
Alexa: My bum hurts!
Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.
Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!
Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.
Random Words:
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a loose piece of pubic hair
After eating pussy I pulled a stray bandit out of my teeth...
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a fart that is either weak, short, high pitched,unmanly, or otherwise embarrassing in anyway
peter: (bitch fart noise)
will: peter tha..
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Some cool Vietnamese thats characterized by SEXUAL excellence, SEXUAL maturity, and enduring SEXUAL appeal; very CLASSIC.
a vintageVIET..
