Cheekologist

What is Cheekologist?


1.

A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.

Alexa: Ow!

Jaime: What's the matter with you?

Alexa: My bum hurts!

Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.

Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!

Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.


0

Random Words:

1. Abbreviation for die in a mosh. Boys who hurt me should diam. See diaf, mosh, die, hurt, bleed..
1. Indicates that a person(s)is making obvious boastful about themselves and/or their abilities. The term is said sarcastically, and "..
1. A common common name for Butane(C4H10). It is especially common in Bohemia. Make sure you fill your lighter with some quaternarytane b..