What is Cheekologist?
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A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.
Alexa: Ow!
Jaime: What's the matter with you?
Alexa: My bum hurts!
Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.
Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!
Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.
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a sexual athelete, (male) one who is really on top of his game
i came eight times, he was real quim ninja
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One proficient in rug mu..
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1. Spanish slang term for a sticky wad of disgusting-ness (see examples for clarification)
¡Mi'ja, tienes chicle en el pelo! ¡Déja..
