What is Cheekologist?
1.
A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.
Alexa: Ow!
Jaime: What's the matter with you?
Alexa: My bum hurts!
Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.
Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!
Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.
Random Words:
1.
1. when a girl has too much shit in her purse, she has to dump
it all out just to find something. she is usually in
distress ..
1.
A tool commonly used by children under the age of 8 to scare the piss out of the boogeyman as he creeps out of the closet. Causes burnin..
