What is Cheekologist?
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A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.
Alexa: Ow!
Jaime: What's the matter with you?
Alexa: My bum hurts!
Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.
Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!
Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.
Random Words:
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large hanging fanny lips
oooooooooo loook at the fanny rudders on that , i bet she uses them to steeer wen she swimsss:)..
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The screen of death
Oh shit, I just typed my website wrong and it says "404 Not Found". I hate the internet.
See 404, not, f..
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Displaying the dedication that only Asian people would ever show to certain tasks that white people would give up on.
Me: Look at that ..
