What is Cheekologist?
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A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.
Alexa: Ow!
Jaime: What's the matter with you?
Alexa: My bum hurts!
Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.
Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!
Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.
Random Words:
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Another word for great.
"Dude. Those shoes are smogtastic."..
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An agressive tactic to use during sex. While doing your girl from behind, you quickly insert the business end of a knife into her rectum..
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When some one gets hit so hard their legs buckle and eventually the reciever of the hit falls flat on his face.
Bob got jelly legged af..
