Cheekologist

What is Cheekologist?


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A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.

Alexa: Ow!

Jaime: What's the matter with you?

Alexa: My bum hurts!

Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.

Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!

Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.


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