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guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.
Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail..
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The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest ..
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When things are so fucked up not even Christ himself can fix them.
Dave: Did you see the movie I am Legend?
Jack: Total Christemonium ..
