What is Cheekz?
Slave of the colossus named Earl. Found deep in the waters of the Trout River, often in the search for food. The creature known as cheekz lurks about the Trout River searching for his nemesis known to the world as Neil, so that he might smite him in a tag team boxing match.
"Wading through the trout river, I came across a creature, a creature of large ass."
"And much to my amazement, the Creature was Cheekz."