Cheema Edit Meaning

1.

Cheema is not only a last name. Cheema is also a clan found in Jats}"pernounced Jutts" of Pakistanand India who are descendants of Indo-Aryan tribes. People belonging to Cheema clan, are found in large numbers as Muslimin West Punjab(Pakistan). Most of them are Muslimor Sikhin their religious affiliations. There are no Hindu Cheemas. Jatts are a large and prominent group of tribes in Punjab. Cheemas are one of the two major Sub-Clans of the 72 Sub-Clans in Jats. They speak Punjabi and usually own extensive lands, and are influential land lords in their respective areas. The visibile strength of the family can be referred to the first 1947 constitution of Pakistan, where the Cheema tribe was listed in the second line as one of the forty largest families coming into Pakistan.

Dan: ohh hey cheema, whats up.

Cheema: not much

See jatts, jutt, pakistan, muslim

2.

Those who are easily fooled into preforming acts that cause massive disgrace in their lives. Common vocabulary for these folk include adding "ilf" to every word mankind has ever made. Furthermore the Cheema clan tends to repeatedly watch sportscasts so that they can report their findings to their friends in order to impress them. Another common practice from these people include making derogatory and explicitly "horny" faces towards those of the opposite sex. Friends of the Cheema Clan include "Hindu Clan" ( Tushar and Sonny split down the middle) and the "Shady Clan" ( Paul Padda). Enemies of the Cheema Clan include the "Horn Dog Clan" who have been in a bitter dispute over who owns the loving rights to Mr.Parhar. In the modern era, Cheema can often be seen depressed and Mr.Parhar doesn't return the same loving compassion that Mr.Cheema delivers to him.

1) Dear god, Cheema is depressed over Mr.Parhar today.

2) Son, don't be a Cheema, stop watching sports

See cheema, cilf

3.

an alternative name for any marijuana or cocaine paraphynalia

Me: Go get the cheema dude, I brought some killer nuggets.

You: I broke the cheema at Joey's party last week running from the cops, remember.

Me: Oh yeah, we've gotta find someone who brought a cheema.

See bowl, pipe, bong, bullet, papers, one hitter, sherlock, hooka, etc.

4.

The coolest last name ever. Also the name of the cool indian Tash Cheema. Comes from the people of the great country of india, specifically PUNJAB STATE.

Tash Cheema is a cool indian and he has the coolest last name ever.

See Tash Cheema

5.

Convenient concatenation and curtailment of ‘Cheers’ and ‘Mate’ to form a single phrase when being delivered something whist sat in a comfy chair.

Extra bonus points are available on the rebound for anything that rhymes such as Lemur, Femur or Heemer.

Dave: Here's your cup of tea!

Andrew: Oh, Cheema!