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A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.
Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room ..
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When two psychopaths drink out of the same non-existant straw while believing they are in a 1950's malt shop while listening to liv..
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The act of male masturbation using the five digits of his hand. See tissue baby.
my girlfriend's Aunt Flo is visiting so I spend m..