Cheese Crackers Edit Meaning

1. That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches. oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back agai..

1. What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods. $14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack.....

1. United negro college fund. Me:Hi I would like to enlist in U.N.C.F please:) Black receptionist:Im sorry this is for black people only...